All Of EDM’s April Fool’s Day Jokes That We Wish Were Real

April Fool’s Day, a day where it’s okay to lie to mom, betray your spouse, or any other number of dastardly deeds, is having its impact felt within dance music. An internet-focused demographic, with one leg in the tech world and the other in this world, dance music fans are as prime an April Fool’s Day target as any. There’s a fine line when it comes to April Fool’s Day, though, as there is with any form of comedy. Knowing the absurd from the indistinguishably false, especially on this day, is as important a skill as any.

To help out with the vast amount of misinformation out there today, we’ve round up all of the April Fool’s jokes and articles we could find. From collabs and lineups to news stories and festival locations, the interwebs really went all out this year. Producing stories on Cat Nightclubs, a deadmau5 Comedy Central roast, a Sandstorm button on YouTube, and Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike going acoustic, blogs had their fun as well.

Now that everyone has the sleep out of their eyes and are aware that it is indeed a day full of lies, deceit, and false hopes, check out these jokes and decide which you like best.

Note: If you’re looking for at least one announcement you can trust, check out the magnificent Pemberton Music Festival 2015 lineup.

[divider]KASKADE’S NEW COLLAB[/divider]

Word of a new collab between deadmau5 and Kaskade has popped up recently, and one of Paradiso’s favorite headliners utilized April Fool’s Day to it’s full potential when addressing the topic.

Lots of chatter around this collaboration I’m doing that’s in the works. Here’s a preview:http://t.co/XT5yRG1GLP

— Kaskade (@kaskade) April 1, 2015

[divider]DAFT PUNK TO GO ON TOUR[/divider]

We can dream. Sigh.

DAFT PUNK WORLD TOUR ONE MORE TIME THIS YEAR

— Mr. Rager (@MrRagerx) April 1, 2015

[divider]EZOO MARS 2019[/divider]

EZOO has had some well-documented issues here on Earth, so a trip to Mars may not be out of the question. I mean, we’re sending people there, right? It’s only a matter of time until the EDM cash-cow follows.

We're pleased to announce #EZoo will be the 1st festival to debut on Mars- More info coming in 2019

NYC ✔MEX ✔JP ✔Total Galaxy Domination ✔

— Electric Zoo (@ElectricZooNY) April 1, 2015

[divider]SASHA WORKING WITH AVICII[/divider]

[divider]WAS JACK Ü BOOED AT BURNING MAN?[/divider]

Yes they were, according to this audio.

[divider]DEADMAU5 GOES TROPICAL HOUSE[/divider]

Nothing the mau5 does surprises us anymore, but a move to tropical house may just be out of the realm of possibility.

https://soundcloud.com/fuckmylife/weekend-at-meowingtons

[divider]FEHRPLAY TOURING WITH DJ PAULY D[/divider]

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