We love the holidays…and we love humor, so we are asking you, “Who’s the biggest Holiday Troll?” Readers, if you think you have what it takes to earn the title, we have a great prize for your comedic excellence.
To earn the title of Dance Music Northwest’s Holiday Troll 2013, upload your most amusing Holiday photo to Instagram and hashtag #dmnwholidaytroll.
Do you partake in photo-bombing family portraits? Do you find pleasure in dressing up your pets in Reindeer antlers and itchy sweaters?
“You Asshole.”
Do you get hot and bothered when you take out your enormous collection of Christmas sweaters? How do you feel about fruitcake? What about leaving an artistically crafted signature of your name in fresh fallen snow out of your urine?
If you answered “yes” to any of the above questions, or better yet, “HELL YES,” you may be qualified to enter Dance Music Northwest’s Holiday Troll contest.
A true Holiday Troll master.
What is a Holiday Troll you may ask? Derived from the infamous “Internet Troll,” Holiday Trolls are seasonal shit-stirrers, but harmless trouble-makers; they’re almost always a good time. They will spice up your holiday photo with a creepy photobomb, or perhaps the troll will create a giant rendition of icy genitalia for you to find on your vehicle.
“Can’t make it into work today because some Dick is blocking my car.”
Two finalists will be chosen and voted by the public. The winner will be chosen at the end of the month and will receive a DMNW goodie-bag and the title of this year’s top prankster! Be sure to check out our Instagram @dancemusicnw to see live photos from shows and good luck to all of you!
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