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DJ Hanzel’s Do’s And Don’ts of DJing

Deep House figurehead and Dillon Francis’ alter-ego DJ Hanzel has once again taken to social media to express his views on the current EDM scene. Hanzel used Francis’ Facebook account to relay a few helpful tips to the droves of aspiring artists who would rather go deeper than end up on the ‘dreaded DJ Mag Top Vun-Hundred List‘. From advice on set times and social media to intros and singles, DJ Hanzel has the perfect stepping stones for any DJ who vants to go vun deepah.

[divider]DJ Hanzel Do’s and Don’ts of DJing[/divider]

Don’t – Make It Into The DJ Mag Top Vun-Hundred
Nah-zing will destroy underground deep house-cred faster than finding your name on za dreaded DJ Mag Top Vun-Hundred List. Very few deep house DJ’s make it into za list every year because zey vant to stay deep. It’s easy to stay off za radar by keeping your music on Myspace and only agreeing to play sets between za hours of 4 and 9 am.

Do – Reactivate Your Myspace So Your Music Vill Be So Deep On Za Web No One Will Find You
Vat? Do you want to blow yourself online all day every day like Dillon fucking Francis?! He is terrible at going deepa! The secret is to go so deep, no vun can find you. Myspace vill be a safe place to hide out underneath ze regular DJ peasant internet til techno takes over foreva.

Don’t – Let The Fans Cop Your Style
Za fans can be dangerous if zey get too crazy or cop your style. If all za fans wear Ray-Ban Clubmasters then wearing Ray-Ban Clubmasters would be vun lessa and I’d have to revamp ze entire DJ Hanzel image, my agent vould be furious!

Do – Use 45 Minute Intros In Your Set
Don’t listen to za crowd, za promoter, your mommy – you must get up zhere and play za deepest set you’ve ever played in your entire life! But be varned! The club von’t be ready to go zat deep, you’ll need to warm zem up to give za room plenty of time to adjust to za pressure change. I recommend at least a 45 minute intro to make sure zey are ready to go all za way.

Don’t – Play Your Single. Don’t Even Make A Single.
As I vas writing this I realized it would be vun lessa to even make a single at all much less release it or play it out! If you’ve already soiled the depth of your DJ name by releasing a single, at least have za common decency not to play it live. Vat kind of person vill za people take you for?!

DJ Hanzel is known for his public outbursts and inspiring ability to go deeper than any DJ before him. Perhaps this most recent declaration is a sign that he’s losing the edge that has allowed him to reach previously unheard of depths of house. Or he feels bad for the masses of DJs failing to go vun deepah. Regardless, we’re happy Francis’ was in the bathroom long enough for Hanzel to utilize his account for the greater good of EDM.

Let us know what you think of DJ Hanzel’s Do’s and Don’ts. Do you agree with this list? Comment below, on Facebook, or reply on Twitter!

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